Let AI calculate your rishta market value in gold, goats, and awkward stares.
Tell us about your salary, buffaloes, and other 'important' life metrics.
Our AI has been trained on thousands of rishta rejections and family WhatsApp groups.
Get your satirical market value plus a gentle reminder that dowry is illegal.
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